Thursday, May 19, 2016

PLOBLEM IS LVG AND NOT PLAYERS SEE TAKWIMU TU ZINATATAK LVG AFUKUZWE

Anguko la MANCHESTER UNITED chini ya Louis van Gaal linadhihirika wazi na takwimu mbalimbali zinaonyesha madhaifu yao katika Premier League msimu huu.
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Van Gaal yupo katika hatihati kufukuzwa kutoka Old Trafford baada ya kufeli kupata nafasi ya kucheza Champions League msimu ujao pamoja na kutumia £250million kufanya usajili.
Kocha huyo wa kidachi amekuwa akisisitiza kwamba kikosi kinacheza soka la kushambulia pamoja na kukosolewa kwa kucheza soka lilopooza na mashabiki wa klabu hiyo.
Na takwimu za msimu zinathibitisha bila mashaka Van Gaal ameifanya United kuwa imara nyuma na dhoofu mbele kwenye udhambuliaji.
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Ni timu tatu pekee katika Premier League ambazo zina wastani mdogo wa kupiga mashuti langoni kuliko Manchester United, timu hizo ni Aston Villa iliyoshuka daraja pamoja na Newcastle na nyingine ni West Brom.
United wamepiga mashuti 418 langoni mwa wapinzani katika msimu mzima, namba sawa na Norwich, wamezidiwa kwa mara 241 ya mashuti waliyopiga Spurs ambao ndio wanaongoza.
Pamoja na kwamba United wamekuwa wakigombea nafasi nne za juu msimu mzima, lakini hawakuwa tishio kwa safu za ulinzi za wapinzani kama ilivyo kwa timu nyingine.
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Wanashika nafasi 7 katika listi ya waliofunga magoli mengi kwenye ligi – wakiwa wamefunga magoli 46 – magoli mawili nyuma ya Sunderland ambao wameepuka kushuka daraja hivi karibuni.
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Van Gaal amekuwa akitetea sana staili ya uchezaji wa timu yake lakini namba hazidanganyi – Manchester United ni moja ya timu zinazoongoza kwa kupiga pasi za kwenda pembeni kwenye Premier League – 3107, ni timu mbili tu ambazo zimepiga pasi za pembeni kuwazidi wao msimu mzima.
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Ni muda sahihi umefika wa United kuachana na LVG – ni wazi mbinu zake zimefeli na zinaendana kinyume na soka halisi la utamaduni wa Manchester United.

ALIKIBA KINGKIBA KUPIGA COLABO NA CHRISS BROWN NA DAVIDO KWA HILI DILI

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Staa huyo leo amesaini mkataba na record label hiyo kubwa duniani jijini Johannesburg, Afrika Kusini. “Ni step moja wapo watu wangependa kuniona na leo ndio imefikia,” alisema Kiba mbele ya waandishi wa habari waliokuwa wamehudhuria kwenye utiaji saini katika deal hilo.”
“Niliwaambia nitafika sehemu mtaridhika na ninachokifanya. Naona hii support imetoka kwa mashabiki, nawapenda, mtanisamehe kama ntakuwa nimewakosea, kiukweli sote ni binadamu,” aliongeza.
“Ilikuwa kati ya ndoto zangu, nitafanya party kwaajili yao, kuwaona, kufurahia pamoja nao wanaopenda maendeleo yangu. Naombeni niwashukuru sana, nina imani kwamba ni malengo mazuri ninayoyalenga, na in the future ntaendelea kufanya kitu kama nilichofanya leo, nina imani mna furaha kama niliyonayo leo,” alisisitiza.
Kwenye hafla hiyo video nne za nyimbo zake zilichezwa zikiwemo Mwana, Chekecha Cheketua, Nagharamia, Lupela, Unconditionally Bae na Aje.

Leicester City big in Bangkok as Premier League fairytale continues with another open-top bus parade in Thailand

Leicester City enjoy Bangkok Premier League champions parade
Leicester City's Premier League season set unprecedented boundaries and now their celebrations have too. Fresh from their fairytale title campaign, the Foxes are in Asia basking in their success in the homeland of Thai owners Vichai and Aiyawatt 'Top' Srivaddhanaprabha. Claudio Ranieri's squad were given a warm welcome from the club's adopted country as they enjoyed an open-top bus parade through Bangkok during their post-season tour of Thailand.
Leicester City's Premier League season set unprecedented boundaries and now their celebrations have too.
Fresh from their fairytale title campaign, the Foxes are in Asia basking in their success in the homeland of Thai owners Vichai and Aiyawatt 'Top' Srivaddhanaprabha.
Claudio Ranieri's squad were given a warm welcome from the club's adopted country as they enjoyed an open-top bus parade through Bangkok during their post-season tour of Thailand.
Leicester City players and staff enjoyed their second Premier League title parade in four days - this time in Bangkok
Leicester City players and staff enjoyed their second Premier League title parade in four days - this time in Bangkok
Thousands of locals came to see the Premier League champions as they thanked them for their overseas support
Thousands of locals came to see the Premier League champions as they thanked them for their overseas support
Leicester's Thai owners Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha (2nd left) and Aiyawatt 'Top' Srivaddhanaprabha show off the trophy
Leicester's Thai owners Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha (2nd left) and Aiyawatt 'Top' Srivaddhanaprabha show off the trophy
Leicester City manager Claudio Ranieri (centre right) waves to the crowd as does left back Christian Fuchs (right)
Leicester City manager Claudio Ranieri (centre right) waves to the crowd as does left back Christian Fuchs (right)
Ranieri takes a picture of the crowd from the top of the bus as he enjoys Thursday's celebrations in Bangkok
Ranieri takes a picture of the crowd from the top of the bus as he enjoys Thursday's celebrations in Bangkok
Foxes goalkeeper Kasper Schmeichel (left) and owner Srivaddhanaprabha overlook the parade from the top of the bus on Thursday
Foxes goalkeeper Kasper Schmeichel (left) and owner Srivaddhanaprabha overlook the parade from the top of the bus on Thursday
Leicester boss Ranieri poses with vice chairman Aiyawatt Srivaddhanaprabha and the Premier League trophy on top of the bus
Leicester boss Ranieri poses with vice chairman Aiyawatt Srivaddhanaprabha and the Premier League trophy on top of the bus
Andy King and Danny Simpson pose for a photo as Leicester continued their Premier League title celebrations on Thursday
Andy King and Danny Simpson pose for a photo as Leicester continued their Premier League title celebrations on Thursday
Chairman and owner Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha gives a thumbs up alongside Kasper Schmeichel and Wes Morgan
Chairman and owner Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha gives a thumbs up alongside Kasper Schmeichel and Wes Morgan
Ranieri was a picture of delight as he and the Srivaddhanaprabhas waved to the masses that arrived to show their support for the club.
Leicester captain Wes Morgan was among those present during Thursday's celebrations as the team received a rapturous reception.
Morgan was joined by Kasper Schmeichel, Leonardo Ulloa and Christian Fuchs during the open-top parade.

Luke Shaw trains with Manchester United squad ahead of FA Cup final as recovery from broken leg continues

Manchester United gear up for FA Cup final vs Crystal Palace
Wayne Rooney was all smiles as he and his Manchester United team-mates belatedly began their preparations for this Saturday's FA Cup final against Crystal Palace. Louis van Gaal put his players through their paces on Thursday morning after plans for the Wembley showpiece were scuppered by their final Premier League fixture with Bournemouth originally being cancelled when a dummy bomb was found in a toilet. Having come through the rearranged game with a 3-1 victory, United finished the season in fifth - level on points with rivals Manchester City but outside of the Champions League places on goal difference.
Manchester United have missed him for the majority of this campaign but Luke Shaw has given them a boost ahead of next season.
The left back was a welcome sight on the training pitch on Thursday as the Red Devils continued their preparations for Saturday's FA Cup final.
Shaw hasn't featured for the Red Devils since suffering a horrific double leg break during their Champions League group stage defeat at PSV, last September.
Manchester United were given a welcome sight on Thursday as Luke Shaw trained with the first-team squad
Manchester United were given a welcome sight on Thursday as Luke Shaw trained with the first-team squad
Shaw jokes with Chris Smalling (front right), Phil Jones (back left) and Michael Carrick ahead of training
Shaw jokes with Chris Smalling (front right), Phil Jones (back left) and Michael Carrick ahead of training
The 20-year-old trained with his first-team team-mates as they prepare for Saturday's FA Cup final
Shaw runs with the ball during Thursday's session
The 20-year-old trained with his first-team team-mates as they prepare for Saturday's FA Cup final
Shaw won't feature in United's season finale in the FA Cup against Crystal Palace at Wembley though
Shaw won't feature in United's season finale in the FA Cup against Crystal Palace at Wembley though
The left back made 10 appearances for club and country before his horrific leg break last September
The left back made 10 appearances for club and country before his horrific leg break last September
However, the defender is nearing a return to fitness and took part in first-team training at their Aon Training Complex on Thursday - eight months on from his horror injury.
The 20-year-old won't play any part in Saturday's FA Cup final against Crystal Palace though, with United reluctant to rush him back until the start of the 2016-17 seaso

After two defeats in two cup finals, how will Klopp take Liverpool forward next season?

Liverpool FC under Jurgen Klopp next season: How will they move forward?
There is an interesting parallel between Liverpool's 3-1 defeat by Sevilla in the Europa League final and the club's 2005 Champions League final victory against AC Milan. As Jerzy Dudek threw his left arm back towards the centre of his goal to repel Andriy Shevchenko's penalty, he handed Liverpool their fifth European Cup and Rafa Benitez his finest achievement as a manager. It is highly likely that whatever Benitez goes on to achieve in his career, people will always remember him for being Liverpool's manager that night. But ahead of that infamous match at the Ataturk Stadium, Benitez's plans to overhaul his squad with fresh faces (including replacing Dudek with Pepe Reina) were at advanced stages, whether his side beat Milan or not. 

Who are the Premier League's marathon men? Fascinating list shows which players have run the furthest this season

Bournemouth literally hit the ground running in their first ever season in the Premier League as the Cherries' running statistics were the division's best. 
Eddie Howe's industrious side ran 117 kilometres per game during the 38-game campaign, while third-placed Tottenham ran them close by running 115.7 km per game. 
Liverpool, whose players have been made to press under German tactician Jurgen Klopp, and West Brom make up the top four - according to statistics provided by EA Sports
Bournemouth midfielder Dan Gosling (right, pictured with Marcus Rashford) had the best stats in the league
Bournemouth midfielder Dan Gosling (right, pictured with Marcus Rashford) had the best stats in the league
Gosling's Cherries team-mate Andrew Surman (right) ran the most miles during course of season
Gosling's Cherries team-mate Andrew Surman (right) ran the most miles during course of season
PREMIER LEAGUE CLUB-BY-CLUB STATS DURING 2015-16 CAMPAIGN
TeamSeason distance (km)Average distance per game (km)
Bournemouth4447.2117.0
Tottenham Hotspur4397.9115.7
Liverpool4286.3112.8
West Bromwich Albion4275.9112.5
Manchester United4224.3111.2
Newcastle United4200.7110.5
Southampton4185.9110.2
Leicester City4185.1110.1
Arsenal4182.7110.1
West Ham United4179.3110.0
Crystal Palace4176.0109.9
Sunderland4172.4109.8
Watford4160.3109.5
Swansea City4137.5108.9
Norwich City4128.2108.6
Everton4125.9108.6
Chelsea4105.9108.1
Stoke City4078.0107.3
Manchester City4075.2107.2
Aston Villa4024.2105.9

It may come as no real surprise that relegated Aston Villa, who were lethargic throughout the season and deservedly finished rock bottom, had the worst running statistics in the league.
Villa's players ran just 105.9 km per game - leaving them miles behind their rivals in the running department. 
Manchester City, who pipped rivals United to fourth spot during the final round of Premier League fixtures, were in the bottom three along with Stoke and the aforementioned Villa when it came to kilometres per game.
Andrew Surman, who played every single minute of Bournemouth's league campaign, ran the most miles during the Premier League season. 
The 29-year-old central midfielder ran 460.04km, which is the same distance between London and Paris. 
Surman, however, was trumped by his team-mate Dan Gosling to the Premier League marathon man award as the latter covered the most amount of ground per 90 minutes.
England trio James Milner, Dele Alli and Adam Lallana closely following Gosling, while James McClean, Christian Eriksen, Erk Lamela, Jack Cork, James Ward-Prowse and Cesc Fabregas make up the top 10.  
Howe will be hoping his players do not run out of gas during the summer and will be hoping to cherry pick more marathon men during the transfer window.

WHO IS YOUR SIDE'S MARATHON MAN - DISTANCE PER 90 MINS (25 PREMIER LEAGUE GAMES OR MORE)? 

Leicester - Shinji Okazaki (10.97738984 km)
Arsenal - Aaron Ramsey (11.17815526 km)
Tottenham - Dele Alli (11.81045816 km)
Manchester City - Kelechi Iheanacho (10.69947778 km)
Manchester United - Morgan Schneiderlin (11.02527266 km)
Southampton - James Ward-Prowse (11.26083443 km)
West Ham - Mark Noble (10.91748636 km)
Liverpool - James Milner (11.88441589 km)
Stoke - Bojan (10.7928232 km)
Chelsea - Cesc Fabregas (11.18355948 km) 
Everton - Gareth Barry (10.99432853 km)
Swansea - Jack Cork (11.40034564 km)
Watford - Almen Abdi (10.78675824 km)
West Brom - James McClean (11.50069067 km)
Crystal Palace - Mile Jedinak (10.63022947 km)
Bournemouth - Dan Gosling (11.98207606 km)
Sunderland - Lee Cattermole (10.70410396 km)
Newcastle - Jack Colback (10.81605308 km)
Norwich - Gary O'Neil (10.92825156 km)
Aston Villa - Ashley Westwood (10.66664896 km) 
James Milner, pictured in the Europa League final, is second
England and Tottenham star Dele Alli is third
James Milner (left) and Dele Alli (right) were among the top four when it came to running stats per game
Bournemouth boss Eddie Howe will be delighted with his side's running statistics during the season
Bournemouth boss Eddie Howe will be delighted with his side's running statistics during the sea